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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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