A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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How you know when dislextic

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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ever tried african food? they neither

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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