How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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Ross.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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