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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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womens rights

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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miha kako si?

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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