How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Anti Joke

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