Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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Your're racist.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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