- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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