Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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kathryn atkins

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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