How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

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