- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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