whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

A sober Irish individual.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

How does a black guy die? Unknown

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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