- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

men's rights activists

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

who is really lanky? james cornish

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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