What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Pain Olympics.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

I agree to the terms and conditions

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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