How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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Ok,here's one, my brother can sometimes do it! Ok. Think of a number between 1 and 10 Add ten Add ten Add ten Add five Add five Take away your original number \~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\ _______________________________________ Is your number NOW, 40? Was your original number 6? Click thumbs up if that WAS your answer! ????????

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What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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Anti Joke

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