- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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