What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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black chicken. kfc

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

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How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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