- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

what kind of dog can tiptoe

cancer

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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