- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

A baby seal walks into a club.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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