What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

Hi my name is Bob

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

What's in there? Get outta there...

I have no joke. u mad?

knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

Mmmmmmm Lemons

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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