- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

What will happen when a black person die they die

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

American healthcare.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

Look Down Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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