- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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