- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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