What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

What is better than life? Nothing.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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