When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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