- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

i wonder who made this website? a human

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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