- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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