how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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Carlton

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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Itookasipasoda

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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