Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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i have cancer

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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What's 6+2? 16

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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