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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Winking at old people

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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mitt romney

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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I can't see my forehead

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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Oh...okay, good.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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