- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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