If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Balls

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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