- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

penis

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

cory

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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