- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Racial Equality

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Justin Bieber

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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