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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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