- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

Hey guess what? Nevermind.

Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

what is darker than black?... YOU

A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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