Which is Taller ? the Giraffe or the Lion is faster ?

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Man 1: What's blue and goes blub blub? Man 2: I don't know what? Man 1: A blue blub blub. What's green and goes blub blub? Man 2: A green blub blub? Man 1: There's no such thing as a green blub blub you moron.

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Why can't Hellen Keller have babies? She's dead.

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A girl's opinion is respected.

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A fridge.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor, Doctor! have you heard the news? Doctor: Yes.

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A man walks into a party, walks over to the snack stand, and is surprised to find that there is no punch line.

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How do you kill a Jew? Shoot him in the head.

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Why did little justin fall off his bike? because a terrorist threw a fridge at him

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What do you do when you see your wife outside the kitchen? Tell her to enjoy the rest of her day, and you look forward to spending time with her when you both get home from your jobs.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? Generally one, but as the situation varies so does the number.

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Q: Why couldn't Sally ride her bike? A: because Sally has Cerebral Palsy.

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Why is this site so stupid? It's no, its the best site ever

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Two jewish men walk into the butcher shop. They buy a pound of ground beef and nothing else.

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What's green and stands in a corner? A naughty frog.

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There once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he awoke with a fright in the middle of the night to find he had eaten the gel packets that came with them and died of cancer.

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Why is Justin Bieber better than Freddie Mercury? Freddie Mercury is dead. Justin Bieber is still alive. Also Freddie Mercury is ugly and Justin is hot.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? I have it's actually really nice

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When you see it... YOU'LL HAVE AN ORGASAM.

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Why didn't the Asian student ask for a calculator? Because he was busy washing the dishes and thought a calculator would be completely inappropriate for the situation at hand.

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What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? A delicious and hearty breakfast that lowers cholesterol and is good for the heart

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What happens when a Republican accidentally walks into a Gay/Straight Alliance meeting? The man asks if he is in the right place. He apologizes and then leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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