- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

What do black people eat? Food.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Do the roar!

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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