Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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PENIS

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