justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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An Aisian failed a test

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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NASCAR

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The New York Giants

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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