- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Mogok Papiti.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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