- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Girls Lacrosse.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Skrillex.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Ms Leong Sux

penis. nuff said.

where is the world?

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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