- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

black people

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

why is pie good. because it just is.

why was the old man on the ground he fell

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Knock knock come in.

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

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