Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

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Your face is hilarious.

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

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what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

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what do you get when you use heroin aids.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

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An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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