An englishman, Irishman and scottishman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Irishman and englishman both jump off the cliff. The scottishman says "oh,shit".

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? He did not. He drowned

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Creationism.

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A blonde walks into a hairdressers salon. She gets her hair cut.

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Why are Asians bad drivers? There Not. Have you ever seen Tokyo Drift?

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What's big, grey and can't climb trees? A carpark.

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turns out hitler was right... the jews are the cause of the problems in the world

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what do an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Hey, the eighties called, they were really excited about inventing a phone that could call the future.

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Contrary to popular belief when life hands you lemons you cannot make lemonade. Water and sugar are two other essential ingredients.

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Three minorities walk into a bar and are treated poorly

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Whats the difference between an American and a Frenchman? The language they speak.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? because they know how to run shoot and steal

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How do you get two whales in a car? You can't. Whales are very large creatures and cannot fit into anything that size.

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Why did the five year old leprosy survivor fall out of the tree? She had no arms, they had to be amputated.

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whats 2+2? 1

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Because he stopped breathing.

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Two black guys and a Latino were walking down the street. One of the black guys says to the Latino, "You have some lint on your suit." The Latino brushes it off and says, "Thank you. I have an important meeting with the board of trustees this afternoon, and it would have been embarrassing if I had lint on my suit."

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Q: What's not funny and has two wheels? A: The Holocuast, I lied about the wheels.

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Whats the differance between a pizza and a black person? a pizza can feed a family

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Ahmed walks into Abbar.

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Why did the man stop suddenly in the street? His unhealthy diet, alcoholism and smoking habit caused him to have a heart attack at the age of 56. He died because of it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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