There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

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If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

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what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

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Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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