- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

why did sally drown cause she was black

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

everybody loves raymond

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Psychics.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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