Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

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How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

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Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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