someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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Neil is a reterd.

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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GONNA

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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What can make you pee? Liquid

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Moral

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Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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