- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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