- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

Your mums a potato

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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