Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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