- Anti Joke

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

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