Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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yes i can connor, this is brett.

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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