Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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Japanese study of the stereotypical American man: Murica: Come on come on! Japanese: Uh yes? *walks toward American* Murica: Are you okay?! Japanese: Well yes I am doi.. Murica: BUSTER WOLF *Punches Japanese which smacks into the ground critically wounded. Murican: OKAAAAAAAAAAAY! *throws dirty trucker cap at Japanese man and leaves.* BEWARE OF THE TYPICAL AMERICAN! Study 2 American man, taught Japanese Discipline: Japanese: Herrow Mr.Educated American *bows* "Japanesed Murican": *Fighting Pose* " I SHALL STAIN MY HANDS, WITH YOUR BLOOD!" *Japanese people run away* Experiment fail. BEWARE EXTREMELY OF AMERICAN MAN! Nero: Nuking Japan probably created a few controversies and wrong stereotypes... After visiting the US several times, I find these manners to be of the Texan stereotype though... Educated Murican: PREDICTABO!

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

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