Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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