- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tell your listener to say knock knock B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

Cole is "good" at soccer

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence