Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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http://i.imgur.com/BJsbT.jpg

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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watch me nae nae

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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